Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit
The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
my eating habits are so terrible in the summer its like one day i’ll eat an apple and nothing else and the next i will eat a whole pizza and a cake
TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa